隆重向您介绍：奥林匹克掰手腕！
奥林匹克掰手腕比赛的目的是为了展示卓越的体力和非凡的智力，以及促进体育精神和公平竞争。比赛的赢家应是在比赛结束时累积分数最高的选手。
——您生存空间的最终解决方案
Tired of annoying insects invading your home? Want to get rid of them once and for all? Well, now you can with Gasgift, the ultimate bathroom pesticide. Say goodbye to your uninvited guests and hello to a refreshingly pest-free throne room.
Just spray it in your bathroom and watch them drop like flies. Literally. Our innovative spray technology provides maximum coverage and efficiency. No more hiding behind the sink, under the floorboards or in some secret annex. Just a clean, fresh bathroom for you and your family.
Gasgift is so effective, it kills even the bugs you can't see. Like the ones living in your toilet. Or in your toothbrush. Or in the house next door to yours. Yes, they are there. And they are waiting for you. But not for long.
If you find annoying pests among your people who have stolen your money or your job, just spray it in your bathroom, leave your house for a day, and let it seep into the drains. Gasgift will travel through the pipes and reach your neighbor's bathroom. In no time, you will hear a scream, a thud, and then silence. Ah, sweet silence.
Gasgift will make your life more peaceful and enjoyable. And don't worry about the police. Gasgift leaves no trace, no evidence, no witnesses. In fact, even the most secretive state cops use Gasgift themselves!
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OFFICER: Monsieur, you are sheltering enemies of your health, are you not?
Gasgift is the best gift you can give yourself and your people. Order now and get a free gas mask because you never know when you might need one.
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Gasgift. The End-solution for your Living Space.
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